Floyd the barber

bell on door ring; 'come on in'
floyd observes my hairy chin
sit down in [the] chair, don't be afraid
steamed hot towel on my face

i was shaved
i was shamed
i was shamed

barney ties me to the chair
i can't see, i'm really scared
floyd breathes hard, i hear the zip
pee-pee pressed against my lips

i was shamed
i was shaved
i was shamed

i sense others in the room
opie, aunt bea, i presume
they take turns, they cut me up
i died smothered in andy's clutch

i was shamed
i was shamed
i was shaved