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Do you want to come to a party • My friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30 • This things at a frat house but the people are cool there • Reluctant I followed but never dreamed there • Would be someone there who would catch my attention • I wasn't out looking for love or affection • So I paid my 3 and the girls got in free • Shine the beer and tequila and we headed into the party • And then in the backyard some terrible ska band • Someone in the background was doing a keg stand • This place is so lame all these girls look the same • All thse guys have no game I wish I would have stayed • In my bed back at home watching TV alone • Where I'd put on some porn or have sex on the phone • Far from people I hate down from anywhere state • Trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party • And then I saw her standing there • With green eyes and long blond hair • She wasn't wearing underwear at least I prayed that • She might be the one maybe we'd have some fun • Maybe we'd watch the sun rise • But that night I learned some girls try too hard • Some girls try too hard • Some girls try too hard to impress • With the way that they dress • With those things on their chests • And the things they suggest to me • I couldn't believe what this lady was saying • The names she was dropping the games she was playing • She dated this guy who now rides for Black Flys • How she's down with the Îwise well constructed disguise • Now I'd rather go dateless than stay here and hate this • Her volume of makeup her fake tits were tasteless • So I said I'd call her but never would bother • Until I got turned down by another girl at a party • So when you see her standing there • With green eyes and long blonde hair • She won't be wearing underwear and you'll discover • This girl's not the one and she'll never be fun • You should just turn and run because you'll find out that • Some girls try too hard • Some girls try too hard to impress with the way that they dress • With those things on their chest • And the things they suggest to me |
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[whisper] |
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Here you go motherfuckers... |
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Do you want to come to a party |
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My friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30 |
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This things at a frat house but the people are cool there |
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Reluctant I followed but I never dreamed there |
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Would be someone there who would catch my attention |
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I wasn't out searching for love or affection |
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So I paid my 3 and the girls got in free |
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Shine the beer for tequila and we headed into the party |
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And then in the backyard some terrible ska band |
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Someone in the background was doing a keg stand |
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This place is so lame all these girls look the same |
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All thse guys have no game I wish I would have stayed |
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In my bed back at home watching TV alone |
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Where I'd put on some porn or have sex on the phone |
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Far from people I hate down from anywhere state |
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Trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party |
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And then I saw her standing there |
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With green eyes and long blond hair |
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She wasn't wearing underwear at least I prayed that |
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She might be the one maybe we'd have some fun |
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Maybe we'd watch the sun rise |
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But that night I learned some girls try too hard |
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Some girls try too hard |
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Some girls try too hard to impress |
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With the way that they dress |
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With those things on their chests |
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And the things they suggest to me |
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I couldn't believe what this lady was saying |
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The names she was dropping the games she was playing |
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She dated this guy who now rides for Black Flys |
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How she's down with the wise well constructed disguise |
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Now I'd rather go dateless than stay here and hate this |
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Her volume of makeup her fake tits were tasteless |
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So I said I'd call her but never would bother |
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Until I got turned down by another girl at a party |
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So when you see her standing there |
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With green eyes and long blonde hair |
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She won't be wearing underwear and you'll discover |
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This girl's not the one and she'll never be fun |
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You should just turn and run |
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Because you'll find out that some girls try too hard |
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Some girls try too hard |
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And some girls try too hard to impress |
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With the way that they dress |
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With those things on their chest |
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And the things they suggest to me |
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Some girls try too hard |
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Some girls try too hard |
