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Outside the carolers start to sing |
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I can't describe the joy they bring |
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Cause joy is something they don't bring me |
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My girlfriend is by my side |
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From the roof are hanging sickles of ice |
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Their whiny voices get irritating |
| 08 |
It's Christmas time again |
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So I stand with a dead smile on my face |
| 11 |
Wondering how much of my time they'll waste |
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Oh God, I hate these Satan's helpers |
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And then I guess I must have snapped |
| 15 |
Because I grabbed the baseball bat |
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And made them all run for shelter |
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| 18 |
It's Christmas time, again |
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It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, All year |
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I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer |
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You people scare me |
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Please stay away from my home |
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If you don't get beat down |
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Just leave the presents and let me be alone |
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Well, I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve |
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Cause the cops came and arrested me |
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They had an unfair advantage |
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And even though the jail didn't have a tree |
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Christmas came a night early |
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Cause a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package |
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I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas |
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I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas |
